"Your Garden is a Battlefield..."
- Syvlie Benatar, Pat's green-thumbed sister
Ok so I made that quote (and Sylvie) up but it doesn't change the fact that there's a war in my vegetable garden and the enemy is making ground. Every morning I stand at the top of my garden, clutching a warm cup of tea in my hands, and survey the field for fallen soldiers, like this guy:
Another little green, lost soul. He could have been big things, like kale chips or part of a palak paneer curry. Now? He's caterpillar poo.
The caterpillars favour my cruciferous (kale, brussel sprouts, & broccoli), especially the seedlings. The suspiciously large-leafed parsnips and herbs are left in relative peace... For now. Sometimes I day dream about just sitting down with the little crawly eejits and saying "come on guys, we can all live in harmony. I bought you pretty flowers to munch on, so just stay away from the green stuff... K?"But I don't suppose they'd like being called crawly eejits.
So what am I doing in this war? I started off with nightly caterpillar hunts, but the crawly eejits have upped their game. The once prevalent caterpillar has gone into hiding and in the past week I haven't found one caterpillar, but evidence of their feasting is undeniable in the morning.
Yesterday I introduced a new weapon of mass stinky-destruction, a garlic spray from Stephanie Alexander's Kitchen Garden Compendium which I've all but stolen from my friend Harriet. Here's the low-down:
The caterpillars favour my cruciferous (kale, brussel sprouts, & broccoli), especially the seedlings. The suspiciously large-leafed parsnips and herbs are left in relative peace... For now. Sometimes I day dream about just sitting down with the little crawly eejits and saying "come on guys, we can all live in harmony. I bought you pretty flowers to munch on, so just stay away from the green stuff... K?"But I don't suppose they'd like being called crawly eejits.
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| lavender, bacopa, and marigolds in the garden |
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| thyme & parsnips |
So what am I doing in this war? I started off with nightly caterpillar hunts, but the crawly eejits have upped their game. The once prevalent caterpillar has gone into hiding and in the past week I haven't found one caterpillar, but evidence of their feasting is undeniable in the morning.
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| caterpillar food: brussel sprout & kale seedling |
Yesterday I introduced a new weapon of mass stinky-destruction, a garlic spray from Stephanie Alexander's Kitchen Garden Compendium which I've all but stolen from my friend Harriet. Here's the low-down:
"Chop 100g garlic, cover with vegetable oil and leave it to soak overnight. Strain, add 1 litre soapy water [i used dishwashing liquid] and store in a glass jar with a sealed lid. Dilute 1 part garlic mixture to 10 parts water for use in spraying. The smell of the spray is offensive and effective against thrip, aphids, cabbage butterflies and caterpillars. It is also an effective fungicide." -pg 732
Sadly it doesn't give more information, such as how often to spray or how much, but I figure it's so diluted and mostly chemical free that I won't die. With Stephanie in my corner the damage wasn't as bad this morning, but I'm still on the search for those well-fed crawly eejits who started this war.
If you've got any tips for this newbie gardener battle-lass, I'm all ears.
General Reana Louise
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| go tiny leek, go! |














